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March 01, 2011 • Trends •
Ello, I’m Sully, the mascot and puppy sheriff of Cuteness.com. Cuteness is a fun community and shopping site made exclusively for us pets (no humans allowed!). Our good friends here at FIDO Friendly asked me to introduce some of our coolest and unique members. Below is the first in a series of interviews I’ll be doing in the coming months…hot diggity dog! So I hopped on the Cuteness jet, flew across the pond to Lincoln, England (on FIDO’s dime, of course!) to share a few meowgaritas and chat with my good buddy and one of our cool cats, Koochi Koo.
Sully: Tell us a little about yourself (name, nicknames, breed, astrological sign, etc.):
Koochi Koo: hello, friends…my full name is ralphann koochi koo, aka koochi koo. i have so many nicknames, many of these i cannot repeat! but a few that i can are…kookie, koo koo, kooklie, koo man, poopie bum and the koofather, i could go on and on! i am a pedigree British shorthair cat, i live in England with my slaves (humans) and a few Furries, i am 2 years young with my birthday being in September. life is all about me and i crave attention 24/7. i don’t care if its negative attention, at least its attention! that said, i can be quite naughty!! teehee
Sully: Are you single/dating/engaged/married and to whom?
Koochi Koo: huuuummm lets see, i have to be careful when i answer this one…yes, i have a girlfriend, her name is cricket and i love her lots. even though i have a girlfriend, it doesn’t stop all the girls from my neighbourhood coming round my house, they all want a bit of koo lovin! i can be asleep chillin on the windowsill and i get woken up by girls looking in the window at me! ladies, puuuurlease, I’m taken! (i was a bit of a ladies man before my cricket came along!)
Sully: Do you have any roommates?
Koochi Koo: yes i have roomies. at the minute there is lily, she is a rescued British shorthair cat, she is beautiful, but she doesn’t really like me…not sure why???! It’s not like I’m mean to her or anything!!?? then there is Minnie, the sweetest dog you’ll ever meet, she is a Lhasa apso, she is scared of everything, especially me! there is peaches, the chinchilla, her chinchilla friends have all died now so I’m trying to be nice to her, although i do enjoy swatting at her through her cage bars, then there is the newest addition to my family, hogwort, he is an albino African pygmy hedgehog I’m not too sure what to make of him yet, but one thing i can tell you…is to never annoy a hedgehog!
Sully: Why do you love Cuteness.com?
Koochi Koo: cuteness is so much fun, there is so much to do, everyone is so kind and friendly and they love me, even though I’m a naughty naughty kitty! i seem to make them laugh with my bad behaviour? you can have fun pet challenges with your friends and could even get the chance to win prizes in the thunderdome, wooooo weeeee! whoop whoop! there are even fun parties held in the dog park, my mum tried out lots of pet communities and none come close to cuteness, that’s why we travel a long way to play.
Sully: What are your favorite/least favorite activities?
Koochi Koo: Let’s see, favourites…hummmm…well i love to eat, yes, I’ll eat just about anything! i had hogwort’s meal worms the other day, they were not great i have to tell you but i still ate them! mum was not really very happy about this, i have to keep an eye on what i eat as I’m getting a bit of a man pouch on my tummy! i like to cause trouble, i can open the refrigerator and kitchen cupboards to help myself to cakes and stuff whenever i like and i like to play rough, oh another favourite is also biting my mum’s hand…a love bite i call it!! least favourite things? being shut in the kitchen when I’m misbehaving…VETS!!! I’ve been to the vets so many times now i HATE them (i have luxating patellas) and it costs lots of money, so mum has less money to spend on new things for me!!
Sully: What are your favorite treats/games?
Koochi Koo: i love all treats, i had cat chocolate recently, that was pretty good so I’ll say that’s my favourite, oh yeah yesterday when my mum wasn’t looking i dipped my paw in some of her cider, wooooah that was tasty!! favourite games? i have so many, when i was a kitten i used to like climbing on the curtains, but I’m too big for that now! (my mum let out a sigh of relief there!), now i like to hide in places and pounce on feet, chase the bed mice while the humans are sleeping (i still haven’t caught one yet, but ill keep trying ) and i love playing in boxes, what kitty doesn’t ?? basically i like any game that is a hindrance to my humans if they are busy!
Sully: What are your worst habits?
Koochi Koo: I’m told, being naughty, and I’m obsessed with covering over my poo, or Lily’s poo, (she doesn’t cover!) i spend hours covering it over and flicking litter everywhere, my mum says this is annoying, why? I’m giving her something to do! she has now invested in a covered tray!! also mum wishes i could play nicer with my roomies and not hurt them as much.
Sully: How did you find your humans and forever home?
Koochi Koo: Well, my mum and dad found my breeder and came to see me, i was the biggest kitten out of the lot. i had a big family, i stood out with my cheeky face and big bulky body. it was love at first sight, my mum paid a deposit there and then and the rest is history, i came to my forever home a few days before Christmas and a few days after they found lily. i was the first and only kitten she viewed, she just couldn’t resist my charm! teehee
Sully: Tell us a little about your humans:
Koochi Koo: ok, but just a little, this is about me, right? i live with my mum and dad, my dad is the best dad ever and i behave very well for him he actually thinks my mum makes stories up, (believe me, she doesn’t and that came from my mouth!! teehee!) he can’t believe I’d misbehave…it’s just my mum i seem to misbehave for (how funny is that??) my mum is the bestest mum ever, although i don’t show it often, i do love her very much, she looks after us all very well, and when i had my knee operation she was like my own personal nurse!
Sully: What’s the coolest thing about your humans?
Koochi Koo: they feed me and buy me things!!
Sully: Who would play you in a movie?
Koochi Koo: i think I’d like Brad Pitt to play me as he’s sooo handsome (so i’m told), he is very popular and we have the same colour hair (although MINE’S natural!) and our bodies are about on par with each other! 
Sully: Tell these fine readers something they would never know about you:
Koochi Koo: i can play the DRUMS!! I’m in a group called the rockers on cuteness.com and I’m the drummer!! i also have a following called the pimp/ettes on cuteness were I’m the pimp master, i pimp out pets, bling them up and make them look cool. my pimp name is the koofather koo! i also enjoy ballet! 
